Wearing a housecoat.

Why is she in a housecoat?

I wish I had let you close up her housecoat.

It was hiding under that batty bitch's housecoat.

I don't want her moping around in some old housecoat aII day.

Oh, it was her. Underneath that lovely housecoat is a total bitch.

Who knew I had such talent with drunken women in housecoats?

Unless you'd rather stuff your pie hole Until the seams of your housecoat explode.

lost her cat, and I found it hiding under her housecoat.

And, my dear, you would think the woman invented the housecoat.